The Holy Book For
Degenerates Apes Lost Souls
Welcome, fellow degenerates, to the sacred assembly. Embrace the dawn of a new era—where memes are gospel and hodling is divine. Join us as we carve our own commandments into the blockchain!
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Greetings,
dear degenerates,
to our holy meet-up.
Something to read for everyone
The Ten Commandments Of Degenerates for lazy people:
1. Thou shalt HODL through FUD
This commandment advises one to hold onto their cryptocurrencies (HODL, originally a typo for 'hold') even when Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) are rampant. It's like telling someone to keep calm and carry on, even if the digital ship seems to be sinking. Essentially, it's a call for unwavering faith in the face of market hysteria.
2. Thou shalt never panic sell
This one's pretty straightforward. Don't hit that sell button in a frenzy just because the market's doing a nosedive. It's like saying, "Keep your cool, human, even if it feels like the world's ending."
3. Thou shalt create memes daily for the memecoin’s glory
Ah, the sacred art of meme-making in the service of memecoins. This isn't just about humor; it's about spreading the gospel of your favorite memecoin through the universal language of internet humor. Remember, if it's not on a meme, did it even happen?
4. Thou shalt always believe in the pump
Believe in the pump, and the pump will believe in you. This commandment encourages blind faith in market pumps, a sort of crypto optimism, or perhaps, delusion, depending on how you look at it.
5. Thou shalt ape blindly
In crypto terms, "aping in" means diving into an investment. This commandment, with a nod to primate behavior, suggests throwing caution to the wind and jumping into investments with the herd mentality of, well, apes.
6. Thou shalt not do thy own research
Here's where things get a bit rebellious. This commandment mocks the usual advice of "Do Your Own Research (DYOR)." Instead, it's a call to follow the crowd, perhaps ironically suggesting that in the chaos of crypto, individual research might be as useful as a chocolate teapot.
7. Thou shalt DCA with conviction
Dollar Cost Averaging (DCA) is like a religious ritual here, where one invests a fixed amount regularly, regardless of market conditions. This commandment is about doing it with the conviction of a true believer, not just as a strategy but as a way of life.
8. Thou shalt bid against the cabal
This isn't about joining a secret society or fighting an invisible, all-powerful group controlling crypto markets (although, some days it feels like that, doesn't it?). Instead, it's a battle cry for the individual against the perceived collective might of influential traders, groups, or even large holders who might coordinate, knowingly or unknowingly, to influence market trends.
9. Thou shalt not use thy friends for exit liquidity
This one's about not selling your investments when they peak, leaving your friends (or the community) holding the bag as the price crashes. It's a commandment of crypto camaraderie... or at least, not being a complete jerk.
10. Thou shalt not gatekeep
In the land of crypto, knowledge should be free. This commandment is against hoarding information or acting like you're too cool for crypto school. Share the wealth of knowledge, for the crypto universe thrives on inclusivity.
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